WASHINGTON D.C. | by Erica Bazoombas - Cataclysmic calamities like ObamaCare and a poor economy are clogging news reports and causing many Americans to become confused, crestfallen, even catatonic.
Responding to these critical concerns, President Obama announced that a new federal agency, the Department of Ubiquitous Hope (DUH) will offer support to people who need assurance that the country isn't careening into the crapper.
The president spoke this morning to a group of liberal media elitists who gathered to
Obama introduced his wife Michelle who will head up DUH as well as another new federal agency to be known as the United People's Department of Change (UPDOC). "For the first time in my adult life, I know what's up doc," said the first lady as the group of boot-licking adulators swooned in ecstasy. The Trotskyist twosome then helicoptered to the Politburo Club for lunch.