Washington DC - by Erica Bazoombas - The White House revealed today that President Obama has engaged in a heretofore unheard-of enterprise for a sitting chief executive. He has endorsed a commercial product, the Big Allah line of golf clubs.
"I have to start thinking of my retirement income." Obama said this morning. Jihad Sporting Goods LLC, maker of the clubs is reportedly paying the President 4.5 billion dollars to use the clubs. Jihad also makes the popular "Caliphate Frisbee" which is designed to behead infidels, but it is not yet legal in the U.S.
The Hacker-in-Chief appeared at a press conference and showed off his new Big Allah driver. "This beauty will add 10 to 20 inches to my drive," said the limp-wristed duffer. Obama then ignored an urgent call from the Pentagon and left for the golf course.