Washington, D.C. | by Erica Bazoombas President Barack Obama's sudden flip-flop on gay marriage elated his base of adulating boot-lickers but has infuriated many on the right. Yesterday in a short session with reporters he explained his blatant brown-nosing, "I wanted to conciliate with gays for some time, and now I've done it."
That remark brought swift and angry responses from conservative leaders, including Rev. Billy Ray Doodah of the Possum Road Church of Christ and Beer Emporium in Boner Beach, Florida. "What kind of a pervert is this guy?" asked Doodah. "This is a married man who wants to go around conciliating with other men! I haven't even done that with my wife, for Christ's sake," he said during the 9 a.m. service this morning. Doodah added, "If I aint mistaken, conciliation is in direct violation of the 7th, 10th, and 14th commandments. Plus, it's disgusting!"