Sunday, May 13, 2012

Obama Remark on Gays Evokes Outrage

President Obama
Washington, D.C. | by Erica Bazoombas   President Barack Obama's sudden flip-flop on gay marriage elated his base of adulating boot-lickers but has infuriated many on the right. Yesterday in a short session with reporters he explained his blatant brown-nosing, "I wanted to conciliate with gays for some time, and now I've done it."

Reverend Doodah
That remark brought swift and angry responses from conservative leaders, including Rev. Billy Ray Doodah of the Possum Road Church of Christ and Beer Emporium in Boner Beach, Florida. "What kind of a pervert is this guy?" asked Doodah. "This is a married man who wants to go around conciliating with other men! I haven't even done that with my wife, for Christ's sake," he said during the 9 a.m. service this morning. Doodah added, "If I aint mistaken, conciliation is in direct violation of the 7th, 10th, and 14th commandments. Plus, it's disgusting!"

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  1. Isn't the word "conciliation" means to bring together two opposing side and make amends in a friendly matter?? if this is a violation to the 4th, 8th, and 14th commandments and is "disgusting" to this Reverand, then perhaps this Reverand should NOT be allow to preach!

  2. I think the piece is ironic...

  3. You are a fucking asshole, and you should be shot. Peace.

  4. Anyone else finding it hilarious the preacher's name is Doodah?

  5. "I haven't even done that with my wife, for Christ's sake,"

    Awwww, so sorry to hear that Doodah Doodah's wife is angry and discontented with him. Maybe he should show his feminine side and buy her some flowers for forgiveness.Perhaps a little sex would help, too, Doodah Doodah.