BEAVER FALLS, Fl. | by Robert Feeley - Veteran TV news reporter and anchor Erica Bazoombas has left Fox News Channel and joined the Florida based news group SPN Headlines. Xavier Stuart "Stu" Pidass, the reclusive billionaire and founder of SPN parent company StuPidassNewsCorp made the surprising announcement at the Squalid Motel in Beaver Falls, peering out from behind the door of room 217.
I've been trying to get my hands on Miss Bazoombas for years", moaned Pidass. "Her talents are absolutely humongous, as even a blind man can se, or feel for that matter," he added. Bazoombas appeared briefly at the press conference, screaming, "for the love of God, someone call 911!" before being pulled back into the room by a Pidass bodyguard.
Industry insiders believe Erica's style will blend well with SPN, whose precept "perverse and oblique" is patently diametric to the Fox News "fair and balanced" bullshit.