Sunday, November 6, 2011

Obama says NASA Will Land on the Sun

New NASA chief 
Ali Baba Kaboom
WASHINGTON, D.C. | By Robert Feeley - NASA Administrator Charles Bolden told Al Jazeera in a recent interview that his main goal will be to "reach out to the Muslim world and make them feel good about their contributions to math, science and engineering." President Obama affirmed that ambition this morning when he introduced Ali Baba al Kaboom as his new Czar of NASA at a White House press conference.

The president recited a list of Muslim innovations including the flying carpet, camel pizza, and execution by boiling oil. Obama said that NASA will accomplish his goal of landing a man on the sun no later than 2012 by means of Baba's aggressive management style, which he described as "cut-throat - literally."

When SPN reporter Erica Bazoombas posed a question regarding the hazardous nature of traveling to the sun, Obama explained that they would go at night, thus minimizing the lethally hot temperatures. "What do you think I am, some kind of an idiot?" said Obama, grinning. Miss Bazoombas was then put to death by boiling in oil in the Rose Garden.


  1. Twelfth century Muslims were possibly the first to LAUNCH deseased corpses. In a early form of the trebuchet. The purpose being to terrorize their victums.

    While this helps to support the administrations efforts to credit Muslims with space exploration. The administration laments that they now have to admit that Muslims have been terrorism and in possession of biological weapons WMDs for centuries.

  2. Funny but not far from the truth.

    >>> I think Americans are waking up to exactly what we got when Obama and cronies were elected. We now have a monarch above our established laws. All hail King Obama! He picks and chooses which laws he wants to enforce or ignore. Now our federal government promotes racism openly. Portions of US soil are now off limits to US citizens because drug cartels have taken them over. Enough is enough! This is not the country that the framers of our constitution intended.

    >>> While our country has record jobless and deficits our federal government continues to donate billions to foreign countries (THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, LOOK IT UP). Americans are not high priority to our government. We are the sheep they sheer to raise money to line their pockets and fund other McCountries for their next profitable heard.

  3. Disgusting, but funny!