Saturday, December 17, 2011

Quinnipiac Poll: Obama Less Annoying than Beiber, Jock Itch

Hey Doc, I don't like
this ObamaCare. 

HAMDEN, Ct. | by Trebor Yeleef - President Obama's approval ratings are the lowest since he took office, but a Quinnipiac University poll released today shows he is not as vexatious as two other persistently perturbing plagues: Justin Bieber and jock itch.

A group of 1,700 male athletes afflicted with tinea cruris (jock itch) were asked how they rated Obama, and 84% said that as bad as he is, their pubic pestilence was worse than the president's preposterous policies which are plunging the American public deeper into profound pathos and pain.

When comparing Obama to effeminate fruitcake Justin Bieber, the same group said they just can't stomach the prancing pansy, and would rather be interned in an Obama gulag than endure watching a Bieber video or concert.

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