(Las Vegas, NV.) by Robert Feeley - The race for U.S. Senator from Nevada has been plunged into chaos as a heretofore unknown candidate suddenly vaulted into the lead according to a new poll. The Uncle Rico Institute released the findings of an intensive poll taken over the past three weeks showing that Pedro, a reclusive high-school dropout with no last name, has moved into first place with 124% of respondents saying they will vote for him. Harry Reid dropped to negative 14% and Sharron Angle received minus 10%.
Republican and Tea Party favorite Angle reacted to the news, saying, "Pedro....hmmm....he sounds Asian." Senate majority leader Reid told SPN, "Gosh!"