Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Charlie Crist is Now Lady Charlene

Fort Lauderdale, Fl. - by Erica Bazoombas - He's been a Republican, he's been a Democrat. He's been conservative, and he's been liberal. He had an Android, he had an iPhone. In a stunning development, SPN News has now learned that he is now a she!  He had a dog, now he's got a pussy!

Frustrated by his campaign's inability to gain support, former Florida Governor Charlie Crist recently had his penis removed in a procedure performed at the Pee Wee Herman Institute for Microscopic Medicine in Fort Lauderdale. He will be listed on the official ballot as Lady Charlene Crist. 

"I am now the only candidate who can see an issue from the perspective of a man and a woman," said the caponized candidate at a press conference today. "I woke up this morning, reached down to scratch my balls, and.....well let's just say it was real WTF moment. But I'm happy!"


  1. Charlene looks pretty hot. I just might have to reconsider my vote.

  2. Oh no, his wife's no longer a beard

  3. How dare you do that to Emmylou? Seriously... couldn't you find a decent picture to use that didn't slander one of the most talented and politically beautiful artists in the world???
    Emmylou is a national treasure. Crisp is a clown... let's try to keep the chaff out of the wheat...

  4. Charlene is too nice a name to hang on the hairball Crist. boo lol