Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Casey Opens "Stayin' Alive" Disco Daycare

MIAMI - by Erica Bazoombas - Casey Anthony has teamed up with fellow scoundrel and cur Michael Vick to cash in on their ill repute and open a new business in Miami. The Pit Bull Pre-School and Profligate Playland, LLC has leased space on trendy South Beach to  offer 24-hour service to hard-partying parents who want to get down and boogie in a state-of-the-art adult club and discotheque without having to attend to their kids or pets.

The contemptible couple has retained Miami attorney Myron Mung, who told SPN the club has a '70s based disco theme, bringing in top acts like the Bee Gees and Sister Sledge. Mung mentioned, "It's a beautiful thing about the world today, that we can forgive and forget people's past indiscretions so they can go from being rotten scumbags to being wealthy scumbags. What a country!"

The name of the new disco/daycare, "Stayin' Alive" is appropriate, says Mung. "Trust me, you get within a mile of these two lunatics, and you better worry about staying alive!"

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