Saturday, December 17, 2011

"Occupy the Skyboxes" Begins Today


Dallas, Tx. | by Erica Bazoombas - With the Occupy Wall Street losing momentum due to cold weather, rotten food and a lack of liquor, anarchists will attempt to re-locate today to the greatest bastions of American wealth and opulence: NFL stadium luxury skyboxes. Chief instigator for the occupy movement, Leon Loafer told reporters that he and his hellions will crash the gates of every NFL stadium and occupy the inner sanctums of snobby sports fans "for as long as it takes...or until the lobster and champagne run out. Then we'll go annoy someone else."

The move promises to set up a nasty confrontation with at least one team owner, the Dallas Cowboy's Jerry Jones. "You come into my stadium without a ticket, and you'll be limping home with a cowboy boot jammed up your ass," Jones told SPN Headlines. To prove he was serious, Jones had 20,000 pairs of Gucci snakeskin cowboy boots delivered to Texas Stadium yesterday afternoon. Many protesters were said to be en route to the big D, hoping to garner at least one of the garish galoshes.    

2 comments:

  1. Thank you Bill OH'Really, Glenn Speck, FAUX newz or whichever dept of the propaganda branch wrote this tripe.
    It shows your mr Breitbart will not stop his work until America is safely owned outright by GOP patrons.

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  2. I found this to be good comedy but the fact that the first poster reacted in such a demented way is even funnier!

    Thanks for the laughs - both the writer and the first poster!

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