Obama Targets Bieber for Drone Bomb

Washington DC - by Erica Bazoombas - The White House has accidentally leaked that President Obama's secret "kill list" includes the persistently puke-inducing teen heartthrob Justin Beiber, and that a drone attack to blow him to smithereens has been authorized. Obama's ratings have been sagging faster than Madonna's boobs recently, and senior administration aides acknowledge that only time he gains points is when he sends a drone to exterminate some hated mongrel. This morning's Gallup daily tracking poll reported a 30.4 percent leap in the President's approval ratings immediately following the news.
In a related story, it was accidentally leaked that Obama is planning a fundraiser at Bieber's home the day before to the bombing.